mishasminions:

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

floozys:

i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”

you don’t find yourself 

you make yourself

you’re a blank canvas

don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases

when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time

you can be anything you want to be 

you don’t need to find yourself 

you already have yourself

now paint

barkingmad98:

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND FEET LIKE A FREAKIN LEEMUR CHEETAH HYBRID

moistwaft:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

This is actually brilliant!

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

imperialdalek:

vriskamindfangserket:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

i read that as “bitchin furs” and i was like “hell yeah they do”

I’ve found it.

My favourite type of cow.

zerachin:

Ouran High School Host Club Complete Bloopers (by RedPanda167)

jesus christ im only like 4 minutes into this I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS 30 MINUTES WORTH OF BLOOPERS IM DIE

also english dub sounds p ok